Wait, I thought this was a toy blog?

Content warning: homophobia, self-harm/suicide. I also basically spoil the whole movie.


Here are five items I find I use a lot when I’m using toys/masturbating in general.

They’re useful for all kinds of sex! There are other useful tools–like Liberator Throes instead of towels–that people use, but this list is about stuff you already have.


I asked to Tri-It so you don’t have to!


The Touchdown is a winner on almost every front. (I’m entitled to mix metaphors a bit, alright?)


Zen delivers a soft touch and light, refined vibrations.